Can I Sit With You?

We're thrilled that Can I Sit With You has so many people riled and rarin' to go. Now we just need you to transform your ire and enthusiasm into a nice, tidy submission of 1000 words or less.

The earlier you get your efforts to us, the better; do you really want to be competing with all the other talented procrastinators trying to squeak in under our book submissions deadline at the end of October when our kids are all hopped up on Halloween candy and generally getting widgy as the holidays approach and schedules get exploded and our tempers erupt while our patience declines? Hmmm?